March 20th, 2009

The answer is not always
outside. Look within.

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March 9th, 2009

What? You don’t like MEN?
No. I am monogamous.

:)

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March 8th, 2009

“Nowadys you don’t get any help. Santha comes now and then, if I send word. It would be good if Santha came and helped everyday, but she drags that girl too. I don’t like her coming here.”

Unni? What’s wrong with her? I no longer know the people in my home-town that well. Unni was a young girl we used to play with when we went to stay in my grandparent’s place. She was quite some years younger than me, and that’s how I remember her. Smallest of the bunch. The girl who couldn’t talk coherently.

“I don’t like the way she speaks. She is upto no good.” My mother lifts her nose into the air.

Unni comes with Santha and I tell myself she is no more a child, not quite surprising as I am not quite young anymore. She has grown, and she has taken care to show off her charms. Like allmost all the young women.But lack of money and ill-advised accessory choice gave her a cheap look. Hint of too much kajal, big bindi with some curious design, too many bangles, weird hairdo. I can see why my mother disapproves. Poor girl, I know everyone wants to look good when they are young. Taste doesn’t come until you are over the adolescent rush.

I smile pleasantly to her, afterall this girl in the ghastly makeup is the girl who showed me how to make a peepi[whistle] with coconut leaves. She smiles and then asks my brother when he had come back from college.

“The doctor said she should be married off.” My mother tells me after they are gone.

They took her to a doctor?

“Oh, she was behaving starngely and all, so they took her to Medical College. Too many ailments and fainting and wandering off and all. He said she just want to get married. That is what Leela told me.” Leela is Santha’s sister, and the sisters are known to war even though they live in the same house with their children.

She is what? 15 or 16?

“16. They are looking for boys now.”

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“Manu sent his wife to her house” My mother tells me after Santha had left. Manu is Unni’s brother.

What happened?

“Unni is back now. And Shyla is there too, after her husband died. So Manu and his wife were sleeping in the veranda. No place to sleep in the house. ”

Why is Unni back?

“She keeps coming back.But this time her husband had run away. It has been happening from the time they married.”

Hmm.. What did they expect when they married her off at 16?!

“They had to.” My mother is adamant.

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February 12th, 2009

A long long time ago, there in the ancient land of India lived a very pious man. He lived in his aashram, doing penance, chanting mantras and the likes mentioned in the Puranas by Devarshis Chopra and Sagar. He was thus living in obscurity, invisible to all paapis who burdened mother Earth, except for his disciples who were prosecuted in the name of law by various Asuras who ruled the land and the Gods he prostrated himself to.

Then one day Maya, the temptress struck. She showed him a world he was not used to. Instead of his scenic ashram, he saw himself in a Hotel; he was not wearing the valkala anymore, he was not surrounded by doe-eyed beauties who demurely washed his feet with the water they fetched from the river. With the material came the greed. He began to feel that the Gods were rather miserly with their boons in the brand new world that had sprung up while he was doing penance for just over three or four thousand years. He hadn’t received any boon whatsoever, not even the kind where he is almost immortal and can be killed only by a flying sparrow. Is he not to be famous? Is he to die a lowly death, unknown to the world, just another ‘almost normal’ burden to the mother earth?

The Lord granted him his wish. He made him an international celebrity overnight. The ever-merciful God was much pleased and moved by his offer to sacrifice as many maidens as he could find to him.

Moral of the Story: Ahh, moral.

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February 6th, 2009

In a crazy world every job can be interesting. Well, sometimes a bit too frustrating. While coming back home in the bus, there was a small altercation in Marathahalli. A scooter rider riding the wrong way stopped the bus to yell at them. Cause, you know , he is on the road on his scooter(what if on the wrong side?) and don’t you have eyes in your stupid face, how dare you try and start the bus as if I didn’t matter? What if he had died? Then there are threats of physical violence and all the other things people threaten each other with.

An old man got into the bus as this was happening. IT was not a usual stop for the bus, but since the bus was not moving due to fight you know. The scooter guy rode off, and this new man asks the conductor.

“Does this go to Kodihalli?”

“No. Cross the road, and you will get buses.”

“But I want to go to Kodihalli”

“Get down from this bus. Take another from the other side of the road”

“No. I want to go to Kodihalli.”

The conductor is losing it, and he asks him to get down. The man is obstinate, and he is NOT going to get down. This goes on for some time.

In the end they managed to kind of push him out of the bus. Apparently BMTC employees have a high suicide rate. I don’t wonder why.

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January 27th, 2009

Independence Day is nearing and we are being made to practice the mass-PT by George Sir. That is when an ambassador taxi stopped near us. A man gets down with a brief-case and marches;yes marches as if the drum beats were for him, straight-shouldered and all; and goes straight to George SIr.

“Good evening. I am Xavier, came to join as the new temporary English teacher.”

George Sir looks him up and down, and points to him the Principal who is sitting on the stage, watching us practice. Then he says matter-of-factly.

“When you meet him, you should salute him first.”

The poor man walks–marches–and salutes a bewildered Principal before presenting his appointment letter.

When you start out like that in front of the whole school, it is quite difficult not to be the butt of many a joke, and his many quirks didn’t help either.

Children can be cruel. I know that now. Most of the times unintentionally so. I think they realize the cruelty and meanness of many a silly act only when they grow up. I like to believe I was a sensible child. Yet we did glorify people who were just mean. Even though I know that “grown-ups” don’t exist in the sense I thought they did when I was little, I can’t help wonder why some of the adults in my childhood were never really grown-ups.

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January 7th, 2009

I think I love the new year.. ;) Up until now anyway.. I am trying to pull a Pollyana on myself and this seems to be working somewhat. The people aren’t that bad either nowadays…:) Today I even witnessed something I thought I would never in Bangalore. People caring about other people’s business. In a good way. Today the volvo conductor tried to drop of two clueless older men almost a kilometer before Manipal Hospital when the bus was stuck in traffic. He said they were to get down there and walk. Then this man in the bus asked them to sit down, and told the conductor off. When he stuttered about not being supposed to stop at the junction, he was like ‘Then you are supposed to stop at Kodihalli and ask them to walk back. Not drop them off wherever you stop’. I wanted to clap, but of course I didn’t being a wimp.. :P

Happy 2009 to us!

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December 15th, 2008

On Sunday we went to Mekedatu.

It is near Kavery-Arkavathi Sangam; you have to walk across the river to catch the bus to Mekedat. After a bumpy ride in a battered old bus, all you see is some stone steps. But climb down and you forget to breath. :)

The river is beautiful, and the rock formations are quite a view. It did occur to me it would be real fun rafting in there.

Now, the photoes. Am stealing it from Sajin and he doesn’t know.. ;P

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November 27th, 2008

How do they they do it? How can they do it? Just go someplace and shoot people? People they don’t know, people who just stand there waiting for the train, bus or feeding a child or walking home. It is not the just the killing but the whole detachment from anything akin to humanity that makes me cringe. Show them a group of people, any group but of a size that justifies using up their ammunition, and they will just kill.

Humans do not deserve the earth. It is time we were extinct.

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November 19th, 2008

This story was narrated to me by an eye-witness.

I have to give you a background sketch. We have a large quarry of black granite in our village. It is now a difficult terrain with large water bodies and steep high rocksl due to extensive quarrying. There is a ‘colony’ nearby, of houses meted out by the government to the underprivileged of the place. Almost all of the colony dwellers use these large manmade lakes to wash and bathe.

People say it all started when Laxmi came and took the clothes she had spread to dry on the rocks. Some say it started when Paru kept hers to dry next to Laxmi’s. There are some who says it all really started months before, but they wouldnt tell me their reasons. Anyway, the available history states that Paru came from work, collected and clothes, and announced, “my body is missing”.

People heard her; she knew how to be heard.
“My body is missing.”
“Laxmi’s clothes were next to mine.”
“It must be with her.”
“She stole my body.”

The conclusion was fast, and the people followed her as she went to Laxmi’s house and demanded her body back. Laxmi vehemently denied having to do anything with Paru’s body. No , she doesn’t steal like some people.

Alas! Poor girl. You don’t talk back to people like Paru. By then everyone around knew about the body and the theft. Paru has a loud voice, and she doesnt mind using it. My narrator tells me she cannot repeat the words to me, as it would hurt my innocent ears. In the end Paru stomped out, threatening to get her body back, and Laxmi tearful and broken.

Noone guessed how affected Laxmi was. Being called a thief is bad in itself, and to be branded a body thief! We cannot judge her for what she was going to do. Majid heard someone walking in the yard at four in the morning, and the thief he was going to catch turned out to be Laxmi in a bid to throw herself into the neighbor’s well!

The colony was shocked. Noone actually believed Laxmi pinched the body. And she has proved herself innocent for their eyes by her unsuccessful bid on her life. People assembled. They discussed. They cussed. They heated up. They vented. And unanimously decided to ‘talk’ to her. But our heroine was nowhere to be seen. She had gone to Calicut in the early morning to visit a doctor. Well, she will come back.

My source tells me the scoundrel who gave away the plan was Nanu, Paru’s nephew. He has gone to Vatakara in the afternoon, apparently to tip off Paru when she came back. This occured to the people later. At that time they were just badly surprised by Paru coming with a policeman in tow. It is never a good idea to beat someone up when there is the eye of the law present. People began to melt away slowly. But there are always some brave souls left to save the day and the poor maidens! Thank god for them.

“So you are home with a policeman, eh? So you sacred for almost killing that girl”
“She stole my body”
“She didn’t steal anything. Maybe you have hidden it. We know why… ”
“Sir,last month Paru… ” “SHE STOLE MY BODY”
“You &^*..” “She …”
“Sir,….”and so on..

They tell me it was impoosible to discern anything except that somebody stole a body. Even when a dozen people are talking simultaneoulsy, Paru can drill her voice home. It was being continued in this vein for around half an hour when the young cop, with a bewildered expression in his boyish eyes asked a silent group member.

“What is a body?”

She tells me every single person stopped talking for an entire minute, before the explanations began.

* Where I come from, some old women still refer to the piece of clothing now we know as bra or brassiere, bodice, or less ceremonially body*

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